if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
