my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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