i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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