But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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