Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
i need some magic done to my vagina
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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