If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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