Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i will never coherently bang her
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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