Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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