nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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