Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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