I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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