just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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