that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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