Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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