I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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