My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just google imaged poop.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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