I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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