real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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