Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it glows. i had to have it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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