Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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