I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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