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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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