Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
