exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the day after is always just damage control
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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