I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize