absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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