i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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