well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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