i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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