question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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