look no pants
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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