Don't make out with my wife yet
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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