so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
