I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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