addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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