Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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