Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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