I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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