I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up under a house in Key West
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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