All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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