the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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