I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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