if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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