i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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