i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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