I'm drive I can fine osifer
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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