I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
then he tried to convert me to islam
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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