we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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