Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You coming home soon, man?
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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