So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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