Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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