I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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