My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
