He asked me if I "almost moaned"
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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