Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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