who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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