I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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