No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Text me some of your sweat
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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